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optais-amme:

dancerdyke:

dadrielle:

I saw a sad facebook post from the gay bookstore back in Ann Arbor where I used to live about how they hadn’t sold any books that day so I went on their online store and bought a couple, and while you don’t get #deals like elsewhere online, I’d love it if y’all would consider buying your next gay book from them instead of like, Amazon.

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!!!!!!!

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Sometimes Tumblr is a force for good. :’)

whilemyukegentlyweeps:

yourenotalexturner:

that-glassbottomed-ego:

onaheroicmission:

spookygreglake:

if u reblog this in 45 seconds u will meet ur favorite musician(s). no matter what. they will be raised from the dead 4 u.

I reblogged this and met Josh Dun out of the blue at Disney World.

Can’t risk this, now can I?

I don’t know about this stuff but I’ll just do it for the fun 😋

Lol worth a try

dearbluetravelers:

indigo-night-wisp:

kintatsujo:

plenoptic07:

kintatsujo:

Me: I don’t know if I ever want to be pregnant, I’d rather adopt a kid or two that are a bit older

Someone: Are you SURE? Older adoptees present UNIQUE CHALLENGES

Me: We are discussing human beings not digital pets

Literally every child every born and/or parented presents unique challenges. It’s like people are unique individuals…..or something………….

An amazing and revolutionary concept

When people ask me, “Why do you want to adopt teenagers?” I always answer, “Because you asked like that.”

I’m real over it. If I become a foster mom to a 17 year old kid and I get the privilege of the option to adopt them? You better believe I am legally making that kid mine.

“They’ll be a legal adult in no time, why spend the money to adopt? They’ll be aged out of the system.”

There’s no aging out of family, Marvin.

“They might be rebellious or smoke or do drugs or steal things! What if they won’t listen to you?”

Then I guess I’ll have to step up and do some fruxking parenting, Stanley.

“You want to adopt problem children then?”

All. Children. Are. Problem. Children. If you’re not prepared to deal with the fact that at some point, any child ever, whether you birthed them yourself or adopted them at any age, could become a problem? Then you are NOT ready to have children, and should really just step off and let the people who actually want to be parents live in peace with their kids.

Hey I’m so glad this post is picking up

cleoselene:
“ lord-blongus:
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“ saito-91:
“ thenamesdiondra:
“ cynosurecosplay:
“ batter-sempai:
“ sueanoi:
“ pardonmewhileipanic:
“ bankuei:
“ meqabitch:
“ theryanproject:
“ futureblackpolitician:
“ cloacacarnage:
“i know its the...

cleoselene:

lord-blongus:

scp2008:

amuzed1:

saito-91:

thenamesdiondra:

cynosurecosplay:

batter-sempai:

sueanoi:

pardonmewhileipanic:

bankuei:

meqabitch:

theryanproject:

futureblackpolitician:

cloacacarnage:

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

Wtf????

Smoove with it too 

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

reminds me of this gif

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Originally posted by wavingtoyesterday

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Baseball players are to be feared

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Originally posted by unbelievable-facts

Reblogging for the last one

^Same for me

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

much woah

Oh my god this is a lucky universe

every time this post comes around, my favorite part is the “I know it’s the Mets” qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts with “sorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUT”

billprideauxs:

pleasestopandrew:

tarynel:

What’s your fantasy?

I wake up, my debt is all paid off, my bank account is full, my relationships with my family are healthy, and I’m able to travel anywhere in the world.

reblog for this ultimate fantasy life to come true

Don’t ignore my pleasantries

arbitrary-stag:

imightbeacoffeesnob:

Me: hi there! How are you tonight?
Customer: tall mocha
My coworker over the headset: ah, my favorite emotion….tall mocha

I FUCKING HATE THIS SHIT

lizatonix:

spobforpresident:

scottishaccentsareawesome:

help-i-am-actually-solas:

talewii:

marvelobsessions:

Everyone in Infinity Wars gonna be complaining about how hard these last few years have been for them until Thor rolls up with no hair, no hammer, and one eye. 

#“also my dad died”

Don’t forget “my planet had to be destroyed to keep my sister from killing like the whole universe so now me and all my people are refugees. But hey, Loki’s back, that’s good news!”

Peter(raises his hand in the back): “…My homecoming date‘s dad turned out to be my arch nemesis and a building fell on me!“

Thor (smiles and gives a thumbs-up): “Good for you! (aside, to Tony)…Who is that person? Do we know him or did he just show up?”

T’Challa: My dad died, too.

Thor: I apologize for your loss, I know how it feels 

Thor: (To Steve) Who is that handsome man dressed like a kitten?

Starlord: My dad turned out to be this giant, planet eating god and tried to kill me so I had to kill him.

Thor: These things happen sometimes.

Thor: (to Banner) Are we just picking up strangers with sad family stories or…?

russian-chaos-agent:

I seriously need to see the rest of this video & know how it ends… I’m too invested dammit.

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magical-flying-moron:

lenatheninjax3:

asia-divine:

grandpaq:

lexxgotthejuice:

jehovahhthickness:

You win $430 million tomorrow, wyd?

Not telling anybody.

Ask my mama to take me to McDonald’s and just wait for it….

Mom: Do you have McDonald’s mon…

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😂😂😂 the Rihanna gif

this is the money Rihanna, reblog to have someone throw money at you

plantkat:

captaindoubled:

instant-oatmeal:

gad-riel:

If anyone is looking up for the chance in getting into entertainment and making a new generation of kids find some clues, it’s youre time to shine!

Don’t wanna dissuade anyone from auditioning, but here’s your competition: 

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????? HELLO???

harrystylesarchive:
“Harry on stage in Copenhagen, Denmark (19/03)
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harrystylesarchive:

Harry on stage in Copenhagen, Denmark (19/03)

Anonymous asked:
Where'd you come up with your url?

7eggs:

1000nipples:

7eggs:

27teacups:

7eggs:

27teacups:

fuckstev:

there were seven eggs left

same

you must have a lot of tea cups

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yes

i am very proud of your collection

hey guys

dude fholy shit

parks-and-rex:

nitramaraho:

askinnyblackman:

buzzfeed:

buzzfeed:

crystalitesummerstar:

nitramaraho:

dailymarvelheroes:

get you a man who can do both

one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel

Y'all, it gets better. She found out.

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We interviewed her, obviously.

update:

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martin i cannot believe any of this is actually happening

Chris how the hell do you think I feel

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thewindmakesnicewaves:

Harry: maybe I should wear something simple for the next show… Maybe just jeans and a tshirt you know..

Harry lambert:

Harry:

Harry and harry lambert:

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